You Might Be A Passive Aggressive If…More Examples of Passive Aggressive Behavior

You might be passive aggressive if…
Every time you use the car, you bring it home on “empty” and tell your spouse or partner you swear you didn’t notice.

You might be passive aggressive if…
Your spouse went out without you last night so you vacuum right next to the bed first thing in the morning.

You might be passive aggressive if…
Your spouse always deadbolts the door at night, so you start beating your spouse to it. Then when they are lulled into a false sense of security, you don’t bother to lock anything.

You might be passive aggressive if…
Your spouse leaves the sliding glass door open for the retarded cat to get in and out, so you start locking up that door really early.

You might be passive aggressive if…
Every time your spouse asks you about doing something, or if you did it, your favorite comeback is “I was just going to…”

You might be passive aggressive if…
You’ve eaten a dish your spouse has made for 10 years and never said how much you hate it, but for the same 10 years make beef stroganoff with the “fat noodles” because you know spouse hates them.

You might be passive aggressive if…
You take a shower, rinse your mouth with mouthwash, do all the stuff as if you’re getting ready for a big date, and then go to bed, roll over and go to sleep instead of having sex with your spouse or partner.

You might be passive aggressive if…
You have all the know-how to fix the brakes on the car, say you will, and then wait until your spouse gets in an accident before you actually do it.

You might be passive aggressive if…
Your partner gets up early, fixes a pot of coffee, then no matter what time you get up start cussing if you have to make a pot. When your spouse or partner says they’ll do it you say “I don’t mind, I got it.”

You might be passive aggressive if…
Every time your spouse asks you why the big, heavy sigh, and you say “I didn’t do that”.

You might be passive aggressive if…
You mutter obscenities under your breath, but when asked what you said you say “I didn’t say anything”.

It would sure be a lot easier if they had to wear a sign. If you don’t recognize it, this is a take off from Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck if..” and the “Where’s your sign?” Comes from Bill Engvall, another favorite comedian that says stupid people ought to wear a sign. Hope you enjoyed =) This may not be you, but definitely examples of passive aggressive behavior of someone you may know. “They walk among us”. LOL

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